Posts Tagged ‘ Relationships ’

That’s not Frank Oz’s hand up Phyllis Nefler’s ass; it’s a stick called the Weddings and Celebrations section of the Sunday NYT. Today, she realizes the evil, dark magic contained within them. Presenting your July 4th Weekend edition of Altarcations: What a glorious 4th of July! The sun was out, the grill was hot, and...
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“I’m 33 and I have a great job, friends, and family. While I’ve had serious relationships in the past and go on a fair amount of dates, I’m still alone. Why am I still single?” -Tracy, Colorado Related videos: Three Ways to Squeeze in More Sex Is… The Frisky
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“I’m 33 and I have a great job, friends, and family. While I’ve had serious relationships in the past and go on a fair amount of dates, I’m still alone. Why am I still single?” -Tracy, Colorado Related videos: Three Ways to Squeeze in More Sex Is...
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British secret agents are supposed to be exponentially smoother than their American counterparts. We get Ethan Hunt, they get James Bond. Except, not, because the chief of MI-6's wife had her Facebook profile set to public. Very public. Diplomat Sir John Sawers is supposed to be taking over the Secret Intelligent Service (better known...
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“I see an exciting adventure in your future, a new sexual experience that forever changes you,” she said, tracing the sole of my foot with one soft fingertip. Her husband grinned at me from the bed. I sat half-naked in the overstuffed armchair and...
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Buy A Ticket Today, you’re going to plan to get the hell out of Dodge. Take a minute and think about all of those friends and relatives you probably neglected when you were off in Coupleland. Grandma? A girlfriend in Baltimore who needs someone to...
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Get A Drink (Or Six) Call your two best friends. It doesn’t matter if they’ve never met each other. Tonight, they’ll sit on either side of you at a bar around the corner from your apartment. You will get drunk. Very drunk. Your friends will...
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