![The Gays Do Not Want Michael Jackson, Thank You Very Much [Queen Of Pop]](http://newstion.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/thumb.php?src=http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/07/custom_1248624840333_michael_jackson_01.jpg&h=80&w=80&zc=1&q=80)
The intellectualization of Michael Jackson as icon starts in earnest today with The New Yorker theater critic Hilton Als‘ queer theory read on his career in The New York Review of Books. The only problem is, Jackson wasn’t gay.
Als fascinating argument is that Jackson’s otherness was formed because of he was gay but couldn’t...
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![Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It’s Not Jon Gosselin’s Soul [Gossip Roundup]](http://newstion.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/thumb.php?src=http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2009/07/thumb160x_c9e6ed0e164845914f6283fc9a6ecbac.jpg&h=80&w=80&zc=1&q=80)
Former Star reporter Kate Major’s definitely one kind of whore, the other, not so sure. Whorebaiting gov’nuhs, too! Walter Cronkite, here? Yeah. Also: Frank McCourt. Paris Hilton, the Chelsea Hotel, some Indie Rock FAIL. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup:
This is the worst. The absolute worst. Kate Major, Jon Gosselin’s new ladyfriend, is vehemently...
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At the heart of David Farley’s quest is a question: What happened to the flesh removed during baby Jesus’ circumcision? Some believe it was preserved, and they consider it the Catholic Church’s most sacred relic — the only human remains left of "God’s son." Farley isn’t a theologian, but a travel writer whose articles...
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Taking time out from writhing on stage in fishnets, Madonna drank in the culture of Spain today. Joined by her toy-boy lover Jesus Luz and her 12-year-old daughter Lourdes, the trio took in the sights at Madrid’s Royal Palace and Prado Museum. It looked like a welcome break for the singer, who performed at...
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Taking time out from writhing on stage in fishnets, Madonna drank in the culture of Spain today. Joined by her toy-boy lover Jesus Luz and her 12-year-old daughter Lourdes, the trio took in the sights at Madrid’s Royal Palace and Prado Museum. It looked like a welcome break for the singer, who performed at...
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Looking to be in good spirits, Madonna and her entourage were spotted sight-seeing in Madrid, Spain earlier today (July 25).
The “Vogue” singer and daughter Lourdes, along with boy toy, Jesus Luz, paid visits to the Prado Museum and Royal Palace before returning to their hotel to prepare for their departure from the city.
In other...
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Mickey Rourke was carrying this Jesus statue as he left the Wellington Club in London on Wednesday night because ______.
from Celebrity Rumors :: Feed the Need
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![Zach Galifianakis’ Penis is Not Fond of Tigers [Anatomical Defenses]](http://newstion.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/thumb.php?src=http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/07/custom_1248427511559_09__-_Video_-_NBC.com_1248427552744.jpeg&h=80&w=80&zc=1&q=80)
“Fat Jesus” was a guest on The Tonight Show with Conan last night where he discussed his mother’s reaction to seeing The Hangover, and his penis’ reaction to him being naked in the same room as a live Bengal tiger.
Galifianakis also revealed how Todd Phillips used the “you pussy…Will Ferrell would do it” taunt...
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